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YES! By popular request !
Fat Bastard will deal with all your calls.
Each phone plays a separate sample.

 Warning!
Some of these messages are rated PG13

Click to hear a ringtone FB Ringtone
 This is dead good!

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Gordon played the FB clip while working with a former US attorney who immediately called his friend, a federal prosecutor, and left it as a message on his cellphone.

 
Click to hear "Tae a Fert"
This very clever and so funny poem could have been written for Fat Bastard. I wish I could tell you the author's name but, so far, no-one really knows. It's a spoof on a very famous Scottish poem written by Robert Burns called "To a Mouse" which is where the immortal line "the best laid plans" comes from. Hear the original Burns version read by Gordon,    Click to hear Tae a Fert

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




                                                        




                          

Here's a sample of the responses received after Gordon recorded his hilarious rendition of
a "Santa" Fat Bastard
threatening to eat a bunch of elves:

Thanks so much to all who replied to my bit of fun : )
It was incredible how many responses I got. The funniest from my brother who almost didn't recognize his very own twin brother !
I just have to share his reply and a few others too........
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You Fat Horrible Bastard you!! If you haddnae told me it was you I probably wouldnae have known it so well done laddie - sounds amazing, but what on earth was it used for??
 
George
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Damnation, son...tha’ wuz gude...yer a helluva talent m’lad...ye had me goin’ an’ so ye did...

Awra bestooya awra toime...

Dan McC
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WHAT A HOOT! I am not really a fan of Fat B but that was funny. I will
keep that in mind, maybe I can come up with a clever way to use Fat B.
Gordon I love that you are always up to something! Keep sending your
stuff. ~maeleska~
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Hey Gordon ...
 
I'm a little behind on email, so I just had the pleasure of listening to this today ... and I can't say enough good things about your performance; you're absolutely WONDERFUL and you sound just like him!!! ;))

Your friend and ardent fan,
Valerie
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This is hysterical!  I’ve noticed a cut from the movie either being used or at least serving as a model for an ad on TV.  I get so tickled when watching it that I pay no attention to what they’re selling.  Now, are you telling me that YOU did the voice-over for this?!!  If so, I KNOW A MOVIE STAR!! 

Nancy A

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TOOOOOO Funny!
:)
 
Loved it!   Bonnie C

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Very funny!  You sound just like him...wow!
Barry H
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This is excellent! :-)
Eric C
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Love It – Keep em coming

Kind Regards   

Jamie B

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